To Be A Cat: Matt Haig

Barney Willow`s life couldn`t get any worse. He`s weedy, with sticky-out ears. Horrible Gavin Needle loves tormenting him. And evil headteacher Miss Whipmire seems determined to make Barney`s existence a complete misery! Worst of all, Dad has been missing for almost a year - and there`s no sign of him ever coming home.

Barney just wants to escape. To find another life. To be a cat, for example. A quiet, lazy cat. Things would be so much easier - wouldn`t they?

A darkly funny and adventurous tale from multi-award-winning author Matt Haig.