Our Tiny, Useless Hearts: Toni Jordan

Henry has ended his marriage to Caroline and run off with his daughter`s teacher, Martha. Caroline, having shredded a wardrobe-full of Henry`s suits, has gone after them.

Craig and Lesley have dropped over from next door to catch up on the fallout from Henry and Caroline`s all-night row.

And Janice, Caroline`s sister, is staying for the weekend to look after the children because Janice is the sensible one.

Then Craig enters through the bedroom window expecting a tryst with Caroline and finds Janice instead, Lesley storms in full of threats, Henry, Caroline and Martha arrive back from the airport in separate taxis - and let`s not even get started on Brendan the pizza guy.

Janice can cope with all that. But when her ex-husband Alec knocks on the door things suddenly get complicated…