Mr Majeika and the Dinner Lady: Humphrey Carpenter

Mr Majeika is the most magical teacher around!

Sometimes, ` whispered Jody. `I think school dinners would be alright if it wasn`t for her.`

Mrs Chipchase, the nasty dinner lady, makes lunch hour at St Barty`s really unpleasant. That is, for everyone but her `favourite friend`, Hamish Bigmore. Up to his usual tricks, Hamish is allowed to eat chocolate instead of ghastly school dinners!

Mr Majeika decides it`s time to sort out the menu...