Thud!: Terry Pratchett

`Some people would be asking: whose side are you on? If you`re not for us, you`re against us. Huh. If you`re not an apple, you`re a banana`

Koom Valley, where the trolls ambushed the dwarfs, or the dwarfs ambushed the trolls, was a long time ago.

But if he doesn`t solve the murder of just one dwarf, Commander Sam Vimes of Ankh-Morpork City Watch is going to see it fought again, right outside his office.

With his beloved Watch crumbling around him and war-drums sounding, he must unravel every clue, outwit every assassin and brave any darkness to find the solution. And darkness is following him.

Oh . . . and at six o`clock every day, without fail, with no excuses, he must go home to read `Where`s My Cow?`, with all the right farmyard noises, to his little boy.

There are some things you have to do.